Angst in My Pants

The Stone Age Is Back!

Rupa Gulab Mumbai 

Scientists all over the world are rejoicing madly - the Stone Age man has been discovered in India. Not fossils, but living, breathing samples! Isn't that wonderful? The first discovery was in Mangalore where a bunch of specimens, who call themselves the Sri Ram Sene (SRS), went on a rampage in a pub and thrashed all the women present. As a devout Hindu, I'm very disturbed about this: shouldn't this pre-historic party be called the Sickening Rakshash Sene instead? I absolutely insist that no slur should be cast on Ram.